Thursday, May 31, 2007

Creative Thinking

The wife of a prisoner wrote her husband and complained to
him for getting locked up and leaving her with all the farm
duties to do by herself. She was particularly upset that she
would have to plow a 40 acre field to plant the potatoes.

The prisoner wrote back telling her not to plow the field
because he had hidden money there.

Later, he received a letter from his wife saying his mail
must be censored because the sheriff and his deputies
were out to the farm digging through the field but not
finding anything. She asked what she should do next.

He answered, "Plant the potatoes."

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Run, Hillary, Run

It's amazing how the whole campaign has caught on. The
thought of a sitting First Lady Of The United States
running for an elective office is truly amazing.

In New York City, everybody has a "Run, Hillary, Run!"
bumper sticker on his or her car.

Democrats put them on their rear bumpers.

Republicans put them on the front.



Friday, May 11, 2007

Haru

"How long have you been driving without
a tail light?" asked the policeman after
pulling over a motorist.

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his
car, and gave a long, painful groan.

He seemed so upset that the cop was moved
to ease up on him a bit.

"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have
to take it so hard. It isn't that serious."

"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know
what happened to my boat and trailer?"

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Manager vs. Engineer

Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much of a help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault!!"


Doesn't always work like that ;)
But some people are like that

Sunday, May 06, 2007

If you have a dream comes true

Sometimes I wonder...
If your dream has come true...
...should you dream some more?



Saturday, May 05, 2007

Blogging di pagi Sabtu

It has been a long...long week for me
Akhirnya sampai jugak weekend yang dinanti
Semalam main bola mcm biasa on Friday..
ramai jugak turun including En Wan
fuyoo hebat en Wan main bola
tak sangka la pulak

Pasca bola gi hantar coach dan anaknya Izzat balik rumah
terus singgah tumpang solat dan mandi
dijemput makan malam skali same dengan Krom
Lepas tu layan cerita MIB & Spiderman II berselang-seli
Mata tak tahan dah nak dipejam-pejam
Balik rumah terus pengsan
tak sempat nak call Nabil sbb die ade something nak dicuss
Nanti i'll call you when you wake up bro

Tengah hari kejap lagi ade picnic kat sini
farewell utk En Ron sekeluarga
nak balik dah Ikin dgn Mal
although kenal for only a short while, we have been quite kamceng especially kat atas padang
I've known Ikin and his brother as one great soccer talent (no.. two..)
Tugas nanti kene tolong-tolong buat game utk kanak-kanak dan bukan kanak-kanak
and for sure ambik gambar

Duit dah makin takde.. tak dapat la nak beli 50mm f2.0 nampaknye
ntah bile la akan berkemampuan
dan ntah bile plak bleh dapat 90-200mm f2.8 isk isk
impian je la kot

summary keje utk minggu ni
-2 kali tidur office
-3 kali je dapat tidur pukul 1 ke bawah
-tambah satu lagi task - jaga lcr
-berjaya tambah satu lagi excel macro
-traffic turun naik mcm roller coaster (yg aku pun tak naik2 lagi)
-semalam keje 3 org je kat opis
-dapat kenal a few more friends from other companies
-i need some rest



Thursday, May 03, 2007

Lagu untuk Mamat

Sudah beratus lagu cinta
Dikarang untuk wanita
Dari Azura ke Fiona
Aku tersinggung
kerana tiada satu pun...

...dituju untuk lelaki
Bagai kita dilupai
Sedangkan dunia berputar
Terus sehingga hari ini kerana
Pengorbanan mereka

Oh Halim oh Karim
Abdullah dan Husin
Nama-nama yang dilupa
Pada karyawan untuk dipuja

Oh Ahmad oh Hasyim
Mohamad dan Ibrahim
Walau mereka terlupa
Bukan bererti kau tak istimewa..

Biar apapun perhubungan
Ayah abang atau teman
Marilah kita menghulurkan
Satu penghargaan
Agar mereka tahu
Dia di minda selalu

Oh Nasir Oh Azhar
Azmi dan Mustafa
Nama-nama yang dilupa
Para karyawan tuk dipuja

Oh Aziz oh Hassan
Faizal Rusdi dan Roslan
Walau mereka terlupa
Bukan bererti
Kau tak istimewa

Terima kasih pada semua
Terima kasih yang tak terhingga
Lagu ini dituju khas buat kamu
Dan kami disanjung selalu..

Tidak ketinggalan kepada semua Lee, Chong, Kumar, David dan John
Ini hadiah untukmu...

Oh Azman oh Johan
Osman dan Sulaiman
Nama-nama yang dilupa
Para karyawan tuk dipuja

Oh Kamal oh Said
Salleh, Jamal dan Khalid
Walau mereka terlupa
bukan bererti kau tak istimewa....


Boleh ke ni?

Lama tak dengar...

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

The Day We Lost Our Treble Hope

It's a very heartbreaking day..
I've been feeling not well all morning
not knowing that it's the day our Treble hope was going to be shattered.
As the historic day goes.. United was dumped out of the Champions League
thanks to the 'laughable' defending as the Soccernet.com's commentators put it.
You know the story... We lost the most experienced Gary Neville, we don't have the most expensive Ferdinand, Vidic had just recovered and not fully fit. Same as Heinze who has not been fully fit in his last few games. Defensively - we are just not ready.

My respect goes to Gattuso though for his very great performance. He was even better than Kaka' tonight - reading all the passes and setting free his teammates to do their job. The only good player in the middle might be Scholesy even though he might have not reached Keane's level of performance tonight. I was hoping that Fergie would introduce Smith and Ole but yeah... with Ronaldo not performing at his best level, it's just so hard to get the team moving.


Heartbroken
The day we lost our treble hope



Well I spent some time at the lake this evening..
Releasing some stress so to say..
well yeah.. photography is one of the way I find peace with the earth
Only to get myself into another kind of problem -
I have just realized that The Red Tirreno's rear tire was punctured - meaning that I had to walk home
Having prayed under the tree at the lakeside, I took my time and walk back slowly thinking what a hard day it has been for me.

I need to get some sleep now
because at 3 am, there might be an interconnection with Indonesia phone company
I think I might need some more rest... or do I..


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